You know, Chuck Norris has gotten a lot of internet buzz the last few years for being a badass. I'm sure you're all aware of http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ and all.
But what about Patrick Swayze? The guy can deliver a roundhouse kick like nobody's business AND he dances like an angel. Sure, Norris was in a Bruce Lee movie; then he shaved his back, grew a beard and went on to stardom...but what did he REALLY give us? The same old tired stories, the same old tired character, the Total Gym and God.
Now look at the Swayze's list:
Red Dawn
The Outsiders
Dirty Dancing
North and South
Steel Dawn
Roadhouse
Ghost
Next of Kin
Point Break
Black Dog
I mean, do I really need to go on? The bastard beat cancer, for Pete's sake...while STILL smoking!
He would eat Chuck Norris for breakfast and shit out 2 Chuck Norris' for lunch! You don't FUCK with the Swayze!
Be nice.
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